Showing posts with label Bachelorette Party. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bachelorette Party. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Portland Bachelorette Recs for Olds

It’s that time of the year, folks: bachelorette party season!

Kel and I have been on the bach party circuit for almost 10 years (omg, barf, we are old), so we’re pretty much experts.



In this post, we’re going to do something we almost NEVER do: respond to a request from one of our readers. Yeah, it’s like a pretty big deal (and not just because we didn’t know we still had any readers. Okay, that’s exactly why).

Christina writes:

“There's a few of us ladies coming down to Portland for a weekend in May. We are in our mid 30s and up, professionals coming for a bachelorette. Any chance you could give me some ideas on where to go and what do, etc? We’re staying at [a nice downtown hotel].”

Christina, we have so many ideas for you. But first, here’s a list of our previous bachelorette party coverage:

Okay, so Christina, we are going to assume that Friday is going to be your more laid-back night. Like your jeans, going-out top, cute booties kind of night. Saturday night is going to be your BIG NIGHT where you get all fancied up. We're also keeping you (mostly) within walking distance of your nice downtown hotel. Also, we didn't include any of these spots in our recs, but some of Portland's gay and drag bars/clubs are not into bachelorette parties, and some might even deny you entry if you are overtly a bach party - just a heads up.

Cheers!

Portland 30+ Bachelorette Party Itinerary:


Friday 


  • Explore The Pearl in the afternoon. Don’t miss Powell’s Books!
*Never order the punch at Kask. We don't think they serve it anymore because it was so bad, but if for some reason it's back, do not be tempted.

Saturday 

  • Lyft to Washington Park to check out the Rose Garden/do some light hiking 
  • Getting ready + game time back at the hotel 
*We don't love the food at Departure but the luxe vibe can be fun, especially if you start with a drink on the rooftop patio overlooking the city.

Sunday 

  • Recovery brunch at Tasty & Alder (send your least hungover friend to put your name on the list at least an hour before you want to eat.) 


Other Options: 


If you’re feeling refined (and patient), you could also get to Multnomah Whiskey Library right when they open at 4pm on Friday or Saturday and put your name in. This has the potential to derail your plans as you are now at the mercy of the waitlist, but MWL can be worth it if you’re looking for a chill night spent sipping cocktails with the girls rather than schmoozing with strangers.

The eastside is also worth a visit when in Portland, so instead of heading to Washington Park on Saturday, you could instead Lyft to N Mississippi Ave. to wander a bit, go shopping at our favorite boutique Sloan, and have lunch at Por Que No (expect a line). Portland's eastside Urban Wineries would also be fun to check out and you could even end at SE Wine Collective for happy hour.

We are over/too old for the "club scene" here, but if that's what you're looking for, Century Bar and Holocene, both on the eastside, are much better options than anything in Old Town (avoid Barrel Room at all costs!).

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Buzzed with the Happy Hour Honeys: Wedding Special

In this Wedding Special, we discuss all things bridal! Take a listen for our bachelorette and wedding dos and don'ts plus two of the best wedding stories of all time (sorry again, Jessica).

NSFW cuz wine makes us swear. Enjoy!



A Visual Guide to the Wedding Special:

Bachelorette Party Destinations



Leslie's Vegas Bachelorette by Night

Kel's NYC Bachelorette


Bachelorette Party Activities

Coin game = getting tricked by your friends into thinking these guys had a "drug dog"


It might appear we're drinking in this floor dancing class... but trust us, we were not drinking enough.

To Match or Not To Match?

Sparkle Dresses for Katie's Bach

Vying for a place on the pole. Move boring girls in black.

We are Narcissists (Who Throw Damn Good Weddings)

Dance Party at Kel's Wedding

Por Que No? Taco Bar at Katie's Wedding

Teeny Tiny Baby Bouquets

Boys, stop drinking water and make sure the father-of-the-bride gets home safe!

The Gang Goes to a Wedding


Photo from the room... see wedding party blur on the lawn.

Oh, hi Katie.

Vodka in the presents...

Vodka in the bathroom!

Yeah, we had a bit to drink... and also just love each other a lot.

How Carol Got Her Groove Back

A Lovely Couple

Peach Orchard Engagement Photoshoot

Tractor

Oh, were you trying to take romantic sunset pics? Us too!

Bartender's Choice: Misc. Wedding Things

 A Toast by Kel/A Public Shaming of Doug

Leslie's Reception. That's right, they gave us a mic.

 Pro tip: do not chug champagne on a bus coming home from your rehearsal dinner.

SUPER BONUS: Our Real First Bachelorette Ever

Somehow we neglected this story in this episode, but our first bachelorette party ever was when we were in college. Katie made a veil, we bought a $6 ring at Fred Meyer, and we went to Greek Cuisina in downtown Portland. Best way to get free drinks, but also real awkward when you run into a "coworker" from where you're interning.

P.S. The veil was worn at all of our bachelorette parties and Les wore the ring in Vegas. The most common reaction to that canary yellow cubic zirconia monstrosity: "Wow, your fiance must be so rich!"

Breaking plates and getting ouzo poured in my mouth (16 seconds!) at the now-closed Greek Cuisina.

That's right, I got a shirt.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

How to Throw the Best Bachelorette Party Ever Part 2: What to Do in Austin

Read Part 1 of How to Throw the Best Bachelorette Party Ever here.

I know it's not for every group, but I wanted to have a bachelorette weekend away with my friends for a few different reasons. First, my friends are spread out all over the country with girls living in Boston, Chicago, LA, Columbus, the Bay Area, and Portland. Most girls would be traveling anyway, so I figured why not make it a destination event? I also love to explore new cities and while I had been to Austin previously (read those posts here, here, and here), I knew that there was a lot more to see. Lastly, I know my friends like to travel too and thought that they'd probably appreciate being introduced to an awesome new city. Austin it was!

P.S. If you're not going to read this whole post- because it is pretty damn long, the most important thing for you to know is that you need to go to Rainey Street. Scroll down to the bottom for more info.

Where We Stayed: 


We explored the idea of sharing a few hotel rooms, but with around 10 girls committed to the weekend from the beginning, it seemed like a better idea to find a AirBnB spot that could house all of us. That way we could also cook our own breakfasts, lunches and dinners, and make drinks more easily, which would save us some money too. Kelly ended up finding this condo on E 4th Street. We all fit, it had a fun vibe, and it was within walking distance of most of the main attractions. Perfect!

Day 1: The Warehouse District

Most of the girls arrived Friday afternoon, so we had plenty of time to settle in to our condo, grab snacks and drink supplies, and get ready before heading out for our first night in Austin.

As our friendly local liquor store owner told us, Congress St. serves as the dividing line between classy and trashy. If you're not feeling the drunk college crowd, stay west of Congress St. in the Warehouse District. If you want a more Vegas-style night, head east of Congress, specifically to E 6th St. 

What: The Ginger Man
Where: 301 Lavaca St
Honeys Heart: Lots of beer & boys

I will admit that when we all waltzed into The Ginger Man (chosen by Lo because of the name, obvs), we were not expecting it to be a beer-only bar. But, as I told the bartender after he pointed out that "you probably won't like this place, there's no liquor here", I'm a Portland girl and I do like my beer, especially if it's local (bitch!).


Actually, the Ginger Man turned out to be the perfect spot for a bachelorette party because I think there were maybe two other girls in the bar. Lots of boys translates to lots of free drinks and lots of excuses for coin-winning.

What: Jeremy Bar (aka The Market)
Where: 319 Colorado St
Honeys Heart: Jeremy & the rooftop deck

One of the best things about Austin is that a majority of the bars and restaurants have patios or rooftop decks. I'm not exactly sure why we picked The Market over some of the neighboring rooftop bars in the area, but it turned out to be a great decision, mostly because of Jeremy.


We figured that Jeremy must be the owner or something because who else would be allowed to give out so much champagne, throw Natalie on his back to pour us shots behind the bar, teach us to two-step, and take off his pants and dance in his undies for the bartenders across the street at the end of the night?


Jeremy Bar, as we came to call it, became a bit of a home base for us for the rest of the weekend and I'm happy we found it our first night in the city. Thanks for showing us such a great time, Jeremy!

Day 2: Barton Springs Pool, Dirty Sixth & A Pedicab Adventure

On Saturday, we started the day by taking the bus to Zilker Park.

What: Barton Springs Pool 
Where: 2201 Barton Springs Rd
Honeys Heart: Scenic public pool

Barton Springs Pool is located in Zilker Park and is a three-acre public pool fed from underground springs. It only costs $3 to get in and the city is in the process of completing some renovations, so it will be even nicer by the time you visit, I'm sure.



We had a great time laying out and wading in the pool, but eventually we needed food so we headed to the Market District for some Amy's Ice Creams, lunch from Valentina's Tex Mex BBQ food truck, and some beers from Brew Exchange. Brew Exchange is cool because the prices of the various beers are based on demand and occasionally the exchange will "crash" and all the beers will drop down to $1. It was nearly empty when we visited on Saturday afternoon, but it's supposed to get crazy busy on weekend nights. 

What: Dirty Sixth 
Where: E 6th Street
Honeys Heart: The chaos

Saturday was sequin night so after we finished getting all dolled up, we decided to start our night with fancy drinks at The Driskill Hotel (more on that in a later post).

From there, we hit the Dirty Sixth, which is closed to cars on weekend nights. There were people everywhere, promoters approaching us at every corner, basically chaos.


We quickly learned that when promoters came up to us promising free drinks, it was best to request shots over mixed drinks. You're getting so little alcohol in those drinks anyway that you might as well just get shots instead of having to finish a watered down drink!

What: Pedicabs
Where: to White Horse!
Honeys Heart: pedicab races

After we got our fill of the Dirty Sixth, we decided to head to The White Horse, a hipster-friendly honky tonk with live music every night.

There are tons of pedicabs along 6th and they seemed a lot more fun than cabs, so off we went. It was about a 10 minute ride from 6th to White Horse and the only way I can describe it is madcap.


Our drivers whipped us around corners, cars where honking, girls were laughing and yelling. I might have been doing my best pageant wave. It was so much fun. I highly recommend it.

Admittedly, The White Horse is probably not the ideal venue for sequin night, so we only stayed for a short while before hitting up Jeremy Bar and then eventually ending our night with some delicious comfort food at 24 Diner.

Day 3:  Rainey Street

We started Sunday morning off with a late brunch at Searsucker, which serves "New American Classic" cuisine and, more importantly, $4 bloody marys.



Then it was pool time for the rest of the day (we were definitely in recovery mode), dinner from Torchy's Tacos (thanks again, Lo and Nat for picking it up... that queso was worth it right?) and one last night of getting ready (you know you loved that Sarah).

And then it was off to Rainey Street, aka the cutest street in the world. Like, for reals.

Once a sleepy residential street, the historic district received a boost in 2004 when re-zoning laws changed, allowing the neighborhood's quaint Victorian houses and charming bungalows to be converted into restaurants and bars with large backyards and cute front porches. It is seriously the most adorable nightlife district I've ever seen. I might be a little obsessed...

What: The Container
Where: 90 Rainey Street
Honeys Heart: Cheap cocktail specials and a cool atmosphere

Someone told us that The Container is the place to be on Rainey St. (I think it was Shannon and Sarah's cute pedicab driver), so we decided that should be our first stop.


Unlike the other bars on the street, it is not in a renovated house but rather is made from old shipping containers that have been stacked around a large courtyard (Shanzie is doing some good modeling out front).

We grabbed some $4 Mint Juleps and proceeded to make friends with just about everybody. (Below, a rare pic with "no strangers" taken inside a container room.)



What: Lucille Patio Lounge
Where: 77 Rainey St
Honeys Heart: Cute back patio and front porch

Lucille had a much more laid back vibe than The Container, but you probably wouldn't guess that from this excellent photo taken on its front porch:


I believe the photo was captioned "Turn Down For What?" in our photo album, so I'll let you make your own assumptions. But anyway, super cute place with good drinks too- though they did take FOREVER to get.

What: Icenhauer's
Where: 83 Rainey St
Honeys Heart: Nice DJ (despite limited music list) and quick bartenders

Here is the truth: all I remember about Icenhauer's is that the DJ was unable to play "Tell Me When To Go" and that upset me greatly. I think it also had a more masculine vibe than Lucille but an equally charming back patio. Dogs were also allowed inside because our german shepherd friend Bella from Container Bar was there too. So basically, I know all the important things... Anyway, the takeaway is you can't go wrong with any bar on Rainey Street, Icenhauer's included.

So to wrap it up, my bachelorette weekend was amazing, and I'm so happy that I got to explore more of Austin with my best friends. 

I can't wait to go back!

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

How to Throw the Best Bachelorette Party Ever Part 1: Fun & Games

Since I can't take credit for most of the planning, I think you should believe me when I tell you that my bachelorette party weekend in Austin was the best ever. Really. And that's for two main reasons: 1) I have the absolute best friends. 2) Austin is an amazing city.


I'll cover all the fun games and special touches that Lauren and Kelly put together for the weekend in this post and then cover everything we did in Austin in the next. Sound good? Cool.

1) Welcome Gifts 

The theme of the weekend was "Western/Cowgirl/Texas" and Lauren put together cute little themed goodie bags for each of the girls.


The bags included a boot-shaped plastic mug, boot shot glass, western-themed photo holder, and a horseshoe necklace. It was so fun to see all the girls rocking their matching necklaces all weekend and the boot mugs were great too since our Air BnB rental didn't have a huge assortment of glassware.



2) Bachelorette Boots


On Friday, I got to open a present from all the girls- custom cowboy boots! Lauren commissioned these boots to be decorated with my first name and new last name and lots of rhinestone accents. I wore them for our first night out and broke them in with a little two-steppin'. Such a fun gift!



3) Coins!

These should really be listed as #1 because they truly made our weekend. Over the course of the trip, the goal was to collect as many coins as possible. Coins could be earned by performing certain dares or challenges. Some favorites:
  1. Earn 1 coin for every drink that someone buys you
  2. Earn 2 coins for finishing the mezcal drink that nobody else wants (see photo below)
  3. Earn 3 coins for a successful completion of a "Kill Your Friends" dare (see the rules here)


Basically, the coins were the best game ever and way more fun for the group as a whole than that tired list of bride-only dares that sometimes accompanies bachelorette nights. Major props to Lauren for this idea!

4) Lingerie Game 

Kel asked each of my girls to bring me a set of lingerie as a gift (I know I'm lucky to have such generous friends!) and on our second night, we played a little game to see if I could guess who bought me what. Of course, we made it into a drinking game where I had to take a shot every time I guessed incorrectly (and that happened a lot...) and the lingerie-giver had to take a shot once I finally figured out who she was. Fun!


5) Groom Q&A

On our last night, we played a game where the girls and I had to try and guess the correct answers to questions Sarah had asked Doug ahead of time. The idea was that if you got an answer wrong, you had to drink... but Doug proved to be a bit of an enigma, so we all just drank and called it good. And just so you know, my favorite Harry Potter character is Lupin and I'd obviously choose invisibility over being able to fly (Come on, Doug!).


Wanna know what we did in Austin? Read Part 2 here.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Las Vegas: 10 Ways to Make the Most of Your Bachelorette Weekend


1)  Come prepared
Upon arrival in Las Vegas, we cabbed to Vons (their Safeway) to stock up on snacks, mixers, liquor, and Gatorade. Having a drink in the room gets you ready for the night and snacks that the hotel doesn't charge you for when you get back is crucial! 


2) Turn your bathtub into a fridge
At our hotel, the mini fridge was weight sensitive and automatically charged the credit card on file, so we created an alternative. We didn't plan to use our bathtub anyway (and if you even have time, you're not correctly experiencing a Bachelorette Vegas weekend) so it became the perfect place to store mixers and cream cheese!  Each floor has an ice machine for easy refills.


Helpful Hint: In order to get enough ice in one trip we recommend filling up plastic bags from your Von's trip. 

3) Work the bachelorette angle
Everybody gets excited about two people in love... and the possibility of lonely single bridesmaids (sorry boys, we all have boyfriends.) Regardless, it never hurts to flaunt the bride-to-be with a veil, sashes, pins, and over-sized fake diamond rings. People are always willing to buy a congratulatory cocktail, and promoters like offering free and expedited admission to girls traveling in groups.


4) Take advantage of the open cup laws
The liquor and mixers you bought at the store aren't only for pre-gaming. Here we are enjoying mimosas that we made in our room and took with us to the mall. Much cheaper than buying the yardstick drinks for $18 (though we may have done that too...).


5) Take a Stripper 101 class
Luckily for us, Groupon ran a deal on Stripper 101 classes two weeks before our trip, but I would say it's worth the full price. Not only is it a great group activity and an excuse to wear bachelorette themed clothing, it is hard! Our (real life!) stripper instructor taught us fun and challenging lap dance and pole moves, while getting us up to date on the Vegas stripper scene (though I don't think any of us plan on going pro!)


6) Make new friends
People go to Vegas in search of a good time and hoping to wake up the next morning with incredible stories... hopefully nothing as extreme as The Hangover though! Throughout our weekend, we talked up our fair share of party-goers ranging from London bachelor parties to girls we waited in line with for cabs. Some of us even found special friends on the dance floor... Just admit it, his silver shirt is amazing!


Helpful Hint: Don't forget to take your heels off before you hop up on a lounge seat. Bouncers encourage multi-level dancing, but that doesn't mean they want holes in that classy pleather! 

7) Ride the New York-New York Roller Coaster
Riding the New York-New York roller coaster is a must. It's short, but thrilling. They don't run it when it's too windy and we wouldn't recommend it hungover, so plan accordingly.


Helpful Hint: If you're wearing flip flops, don't get too excited! Jenna's flew off her feet and into the track while we were waiting, causing a slight hang up... she did offer to ride shoeless, but apparently that's against the rules. 

8) Attend a Cirque Show
There are only a few things you should spend money on in Vegas: one nice meal, cabs and a show. The Cirque shows are incredible. Between the two of us, we've been to Love, Zumanity, Le Reve and most recently, Mystere. All of them were totally different, but equally awesome!


9) Splurge on one nice meal (and good cocktail)
We all came from different cities to celebrate Leslie's future wedding, so we decided it would be nice to splurge on one nice meal (otherwise ladies, you shouldn't be spending much money.) We went to a restaurant in Treasure Island where we were seeing Mystere and enjoyed a nice dinner, a real cocktail, and reminisced about our first two nights. We suggest planning this dinner on the last night of the trip. It's a great way to wrap up the weekend and begin your final night on the town.


10.) Go with the flow! 
Most importantly, when in Vegas, let loose and have fun! We guarantee you'll have a better time if you don't over-plan the weekend. Just go with the flow and be ready for anything!


GOOD LUCK!